Aed jokes
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
Fart a lot.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.