Aed jokes
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
This account is run by a peadophile.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
Hanuman is a monkey.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.