Aed jokes
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.