Aed jokes
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I am a sheep.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Two sticks only make a fire.