Aed jokes
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"