Aed jokes
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.