Aed jokes
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
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What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.