Aed jokes
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”