What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This is a wordplay thing. The joke asks what starts with "P," ends with "E," and has a million letters. The answer is "Post Office" because a post office literally has a million letters, ya dig? It's wordplay, get it? Now go back to eating your crayons.