Aed jokes
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
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I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"