Aed jokes
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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