Aed jokes

How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..

With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.

I thought I showed a lot of balls.

What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.

What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.

What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.

Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?

It sinks it.

Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "

". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"

Divorce is scheduled for next month.

What is an egg?

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.

I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

What would an orphan ask for Christmas?

"A someone."

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.