Aed jokes
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
I impaled my son with a pitchfork...
He looks very sharp.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."