Aed jokes
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.