Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Orphans and Monopoly
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Explain Bear
Hey, nimrod! This joke plays on the double meaning of "full house." In Monopoly, it's a good property to have, but for orphans, it's kinda impossible, since, you know, they don't have a family house! Are you following me or do I need to draw you a diagram, you snowflake?
Anonymous
it would more be like Why cant orphans play monopoly "they can never get a house"
Taylor
yes