Orphan vs Dog

Alright, listen up, buttercup! So, you got this kid, right? An orphan, no parents, sad face. Then you got a dog. Dogs are cute, people love 'em, and they get adopted into loving homes all the time. The joke is, even though orphans need homes too, dogs often have a better chance of getting adopted than they do. Harsh, but that's the joke! And you, my friend, probably still believe in the tooth fairy!