Aed jokes

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?

A boomboxer.

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."

Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."

Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."

Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.

Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.

Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.

What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?

The man says, "I have everything I need."

The woman says, "I love everything I have."

I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.

Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.

About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."

Mom asked, "Why?"

Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."