Aed jokes
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
What do a man and a blonde do in bed?
Sleep!
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
How do you measure a dog's temperature?
In barking grade!
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.