Aed jokes
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.