A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Hey, dummy! So, the joke is that the chair thinks it's alive, but the person hearing it is the one who is alive! It's funny because you're probably not alive on the inside, considering how dumb you are!