Aed jokes
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.