Aed jokes
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.