Aed jokes

What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cabbage.

Cabbage who?

Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

My guy: I have a Q-Tip.

Me: You can Q my tip.

My guy: Ayo!

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Some guy: making a sandwich.

Me: *rages* to put the ham in!

What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?

Cot death.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.