Aed jokes
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂