Aed jokes

When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.