Aed jokes

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?

Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.

What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?

A cabbage patch.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?

U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.

Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?

Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

😄😄😄

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.