Aed jokes

Making a comforting breakfast.

But you have a knife.

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

What's the worst time to fly a plane?

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?

Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.