I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
Purr-fect Pun
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. This is a pun. A PUN! It's when you use words that sound alike but mean different things, you dense cabbage. The joke is, "purr-fect" sounds like "perfect", and cats purr, so it's a cat pun. I bet you think a joke is when someone falls down. Get your head out of your butt, dummy.