Aed jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon