Aed jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."