Aed jokes
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.