Aed jokes

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Brazil is a joke.

The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

What’s red and white and black all over?

A dead white man at night time!

"Go frick a cow!"

"I already fricked your mother."

What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?

The prisoner.

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

Q: What is a box's favorite sport?

A: Box-ketball.

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.

What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?

My Chemical Romance.

According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.

Mars-1

Africa-0

What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.