Aed jokes
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
I am starting a frog cult now!
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!