Aed jokes
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
WJE officially a gone memory.