Aed jokes
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Ganesha is an elephant.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.