Aed jokes
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I poo 11 times a day.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
Lenard is a joke.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D