Aed jokes
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!