Aed jokes
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
I am starting a frog cult now!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!