Aed jokes
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
A possessed boi or math?
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.