Aed jokes
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
me eating with my famliy
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”