Aed jokes
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.