Aed jokes
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.