Aed jokes
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What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD