Aed jokes
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Have a great day today!
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?