Aed jokes
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.