Aed jokes
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.