Aed jokes
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.