Aed jokes
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.