Aed jokes
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.