Aed jokes
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.