Aed

Aed jokes

Ritual

    • As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.

    Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.

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    • Butt crack

    • A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

    I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

    Bootylicious lol

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    • Butt

    • A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.

    Priest

    • What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

    They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

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    • Orphan

    • A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

    Male

    • Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?

    suck a big cock.

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    • Religion

    • My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

    "Islam it is."

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    • Bf

    • If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

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    • Penguin

    • A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"

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    • Fat

    • Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):

    "You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"

    Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".

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    • Pedophile

    • A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."

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    • Woman

    • A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

    Emo kid

    • What do you call a group of Emo kids?

    Suicide Squad.

    What jumps and never let's go?

    An Emo kid.

    I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

    Dead.

    Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

    The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.