Aed jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!