Aed jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.

-Tommyinnit

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.

Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.

What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck.

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?

The pig smells better.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

Me: I hit an orphan!

Mom: OMG WHY?

Me: Not like they can tell their parents-

"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream

"Just killed a woman, feeling good."

- Tommyinnit

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

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