Aed jokes
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
A B C deez nuts!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.