Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.
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All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iβm okay, but I feel like Iβve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnβt build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldβve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, βWhatβs your favorite kind of music?β The other says, βIβm a big metal fan.β
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didnβt the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I canβt drink coffee anymore. Or else theyβll ground me!
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but someone bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
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