Crane jokes

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.