You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Two Cranes
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, butterball. This joke is saying you were so fat when you were born, it took not one, but TWO cranes, like the ones they use to lift shipping containers, to pick you up. I bet you need a crane to get off the couch, don't you?
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