Aed jokes
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Delyla is a bitch.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?