Aed jokes
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.