Aed jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.