Aed jokes
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.