Aed jokes
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.