Aed jokes

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.

What music does a balloon listen to?

Pop music.

You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

His YouTube channel is a joke.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."

I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.