Aed jokes
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.