Aed jokes
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!