Aed jokes
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.